hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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