I'm drive I can fine osifer
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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