wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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