i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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