I wish I could punch you in the face.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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