bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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