I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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