Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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