i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Randomize
