I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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