So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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