i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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