I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
you had me at cake vodka
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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