I'm so fucking centered right now
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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