Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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