May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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