I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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