Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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