You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
tell me about the fingering
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