She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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