once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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