I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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