quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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