he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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