We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
Randomize
