What did we do last night that was yellow?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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