Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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