he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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