Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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