wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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Your cock deserves a montage
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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