Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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