Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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