Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
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then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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