week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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