Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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