dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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