8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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