would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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