how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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