masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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