You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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