very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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