Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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