she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
babies were throwing up all over the place
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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