Your dad touched me again.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Randomize
