honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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