wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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