this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You've changed since you got that strap on
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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