You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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