youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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