fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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