waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Bring me that man meat
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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