I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I could fuck to npr.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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