How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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