i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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