Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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