I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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