WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Can I color on your dick again?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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